Mandled 

Short for manhandled.

Dude, the president of NAMBLA stopped by my house late last night and mandled my little brothers.

Mandled by Tween September 19, 2005

Mandled 

To have carried out an action in manly fashion.

Word originates from the combination of the words "man" and "handled."

You didn't even cry during the notebook, you mandled it well!

Mandled by Ill Cartographer July 13, 2010

Adam Mandler 

CEO of Mandler corporation, said to have the largest tip within the observable universe. (could be every universe, who knows).

Adam Mandler stripped naked on the AGT stage to show the panel of judges his large tip.

Adam - “That's it, baby. That's my golden ticket. Come on, ride me. Take my golden tip to the fair."

Adam Mandler by Fiishy December 13, 2021

ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

ass-mangled by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

Joe Mangled 

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.

Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*

Joe Mangled by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

Hacked and Mangled 

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

Hacked and Mangled by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Mandler 

A close friend who knows about a party or event thats happening and doesnt bother to tell anyone but goes themselves.

I heard there was a party last night and John didn't even tell anyone, what a Mandler!!

Mandler by AlMur July 8, 2009