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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Mandey has the biggest heart. She's caring. She's funny. She's a great girlfriend. She has the cutest voice in the whole world. She loves everyone. She makes anyone feel like the luckiest person in the world. Mandey makes everyone happy.
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Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
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The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandy Hoard 

It's the heisman, only more awesome.
"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011