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Manchurian Liberal 

Liberals that are programmed by the media to believe whatever they say, to react and overract sometimes leading to panic attacks and even violence towards political opponents. The term is based on the 1962 and 2004 movie "The Manchurian Candidate".
My cooworkers are Manchurian Liberals because they believe and react to everything the media says as if they are brainwashed.
Manchurian Liberal by on March 13, 2019
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Manchurian Headstand 

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.
Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.

Manchurian Troll 

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.
Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.

manchurian gasmask 

sit on a girls face, stretch your butthole over her nose, drop ur balls and dick in her mouth, then piss and fart at the same time.
She was bein such a ho, so i gave her a manchurian gasmask and that shut her up.
manchurian gasmask by S-juice September 16, 2005

Manchurian Mudslide 

The act of placing an Asian Ladyboy on your shoulders and violently jumping up and down forcing him to shit down your back.
While in Chinatown bob had paid 50 yen for a Manchurian Mudslide.

manchurian handshake 

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.
that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up

manchurian candidate 

One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control.
The assassination of the president was carried out by a manchurian candidate, under the control of a foreign power.