n. I ginormous cup that can hold two to three normal beverages in which men pour very stout alcoholic mixtures, thereby allowing said man to have one drink over a long period of time whilst getting hammered.
"bro this drink is weak, I'm gonna need at least four of these just to get a buzz"
"That's why I got my Man cup"
"That's why I got my Man cup"
by Schmeeds November 22, 2009
by The Man!!! April 5, 2009
The second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. It involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his ass, and squeezes it with his anus, causing it to shatter in his rectum. Rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. A mass of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he "performs" on a regular basis.
by Professor the third March 14, 2010
The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
by briguy0389 May 3, 2009
by Darkwillblade May 30, 2019
Suction cup man is comin' 'round
His suction power has no bounds!
He's pretty hot you must admit,
His suction cups, all red and shit
Do not test hid sucking power,
He'll climb your tower in just an hour!
You can't kill him he's way to cool,
He's smudgin' up your windows fool!
His suction power has no bounds!
He's pretty hot you must admit,
His suction cups, all red and shit
Do not test hid sucking power,
He'll climb your tower in just an hour!
You can't kill him he's way to cool,
He's smudgin' up your windows fool!
I'm suction cup man, LOOK AT ME GO!
by lookatmego! February 22, 2018
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) September 15, 2018