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Malyshka 

A beautiful foreign woman. She uses the word Malyshka which means babygirl to create a false sense of innoncence. She won’t post you publicly because says doesn’t want other jealous.

She says loves you and will always be there for you, and when you go shopping will ask to be gifted items that represent her forever love.

She then will send you photos of wedding rings you propose, You take her home to her family and tell your grandmother how great. You at this point have decided you want to have kids with this person and are actively trying and planning the future of your family. You give her an authorized credit card, she goes on shopping spree buying herself Louis Vuitton without asking. Never buys you anything.

About one two months into engagement she will hit you (literally as well) with a designer bag. mysteriously takes about 500 dollars more than she asked out of your checking.

She will write you a beautiful Valentine’s Day card talking about forever love. The same week. she waits until the deadline to extend her travel visa timeline and you walk home that night to her gone, engagement ring on table (taking the case), and all of the luxury items you purchased her representing your forever gone. She even takes your scale from your bedroom.

She leaves without a word and follows dozens of men on instagram) and partying like you mean nothing.

A Malyshka rips your heart, your family’s name, and your finances and doesn’t love you
She seems like a Malyshka. Don’t fall for it all!

Make sure you anything you give to that Malyshka you are dating is put in writing as a conditional gift that if she ends your relationship or cheats on you that she is obligated to return!

That Malyshka is going to steal your heart and your money. Run!

That Malyshka is taking advantage of you and your generosity!

That Malyshka only wants to have a baby with you to make you pay! She’s not going to marry you and leave you before you even have a chance to talk!
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malishina 

malishina is empowering
she is a strong woman who tends dominate the people she loves
she is very gorgeous and her favorite song is "peggy" by ceechynaa and her favorite line is "scooping it up in his hands"
she is hilarious, a good listener, an amazing friend to have, and is always in a goofy silly mood
she might seem like shes on drugs at times but thats just her having fun
malishaina combined is the strongest force on earf
and her body tea 🍵
i want to be malishina
malishina by malishinagoddess December 15, 2024
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026