Malpass

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

Malpassed

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

by Lazy lary November 13, 2010

Malpass

From the French 'bad passage'. One who likes to dabble.

Up the bum, no harm done.

That girl is a right Malpass, up the bum no harm done!

by SevenEleven711 May 27, 2017