Mallett 

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!

She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)

Mallett by djzchick4twanky August 20, 2008

Mallett 

A night out where you pay for fuck all but somehow end up pissed and a free lift home, or stop out to to get the cheapest way home possible

I’m gonna do a mallett tonight

Mallett by The Mallett April 20, 2018

Timmy Mallett 

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

Timmy Mallett by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

dirty mallett 

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

dirty mallett by danull16 April 21, 2009

Mullette 

A gay hamilton ship. Hercules Mulligan and Lafayette are the two being shipped. Both revolutionaries one a tailor who spied on the British government and the other a French men.

Man aside from lams, mullette is the best! Hercules Mulligan x Lafayette forever

Mullette by Furysyar November 12, 2018

malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008

fish mallet 

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.

Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

fish mallet by [e-mail] October 28, 2007