South West London suburb with one of the largest populations of koreans outside of korea. very relaxed atmosphere and only 20 minutes from waterloo. Great for a night out if you're into pubs and hidden korean karaoke bars.
by gullyjosh February 20, 2018
Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.
by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011
He is a warlord, a demon, a robot, and a dragon. He is the fierce ruler of the planet Earth.
Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.
Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.
Also See:
"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.
Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.
Also also see:
"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.
Husband to Hess-Ursula Malden, Queen of Marthox 7.
Father to Buxbee Malden the possibly illegitimate child of Hess and Saugus.
Kidnapped from a public swimming pool early on in his life, he was given super powers by aliens and they brainwashed him to take over the world.
Also See:
"The Ballad of Saugus Malden" - The Epic poem written by disciples of the Malden Clan etching the heroic and historic tale of his virtues and vices in the great continuum of time. It is said that upon hearing the chorus of the ballad women are instantaneously impregnated with the child of Saugus and men feel the deep desire to serve in his ever reaching army.
Favorite words include: Churl, nudie, taint, Wendy's.
Also also see:
"The Chronicles of Hess-Ursula" - A short work based on Hess' hell bent mission to remove the word "please" from the past, present, and future.
HAIL SAUGUS! HAIL SAUGUS! King of the Underworld! King of all that is! King of Wendy's! HAIL SAUGUS!
Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.
Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.
Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!
Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is mean.
Dude, that Saugus Malden guy is wicked awesome.
Dude, THATS SAUGUS MALDEN!
by Buxbee May 5, 2008
Maplewood is a gang originated in Malden, Ma in the linden/maplewood area. They are known to be armed and dangerous and move drugs thru malden since the late 1990s. Most of them ared either in jail dead or moved on as men in life. The young generation Mdubz/Ldub are feared all over malden and schools. gunz drugs and violence make them feared. they hangout in the bowdoin linden maplewood areas. These kids have been terrorizing 'the den' since the raid of 2013 when the older original mdubz were arrested. they are disrespectful and dont care about no one besides their "dubs'. They have allies in the crip gangs in Lynn and Lowell. Feared in many jails county and upstate. These kids shoot at out of town kids all the time for the simple fact that its Malden life. Rivals of this organization are unknown. I see these kids all over maplewood sq and linden looking over their shoulders every two seconds and summer time is just not safe with these kids on the loose.
by MPD May 12, 2017
When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.
by Euesblue102 July 18, 2006
MHS is an urban high school about ten minutes north of boston(by revere, everett, medford). You can find every type of person at mhs...black white latin asian native american middle eastern, you name it..people from every country on the planet at the school. There is a lot of trouble there caused people who are in/ think they are in gangs(drugs, fights, etc); the school does not have a good rep for being so "ghetto" and is a place most want to avoid; people only go because they have to. However, there is also a decent number of students who succeed, and for the most part, the different types of students get along and value their diversity and have a desire to succeed.
Malden was named best place to raise a family in Mass in 2008.
Malden was named best place to raise a family in Mass in 2008.
(outside malden high school)
wankster1: yo i got expelled from mhs for showin my knife.
wankster2: shoot, i just dropped out too. more opportunity for trouble there than for anythin else.
honor roll vietnamese kid: what do you mean? I got straight A's and was president of key club and I'm going to Harvard for free next year.
wankster1: man, we shoulda stayed at mhs.
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honors kid 1: dag, why do we have to work three times as hard to get into a good college here than at some private school? we don't get enough credit.
teacher: truth.
wankster1: yo i got expelled from mhs for showin my knife.
wankster2: shoot, i just dropped out too. more opportunity for trouble there than for anythin else.
honor roll vietnamese kid: what do you mean? I got straight A's and was president of key club and I'm going to Harvard for free next year.
wankster1: man, we shoulda stayed at mhs.
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honors kid 1: dag, why do we have to work three times as hard to get into a good college here than at some private school? we don't get enough credit.
teacher: truth.
by beaniebaby4398 May 18, 2009
A very handsome, well educated, erudite man. Usually of Middle Eastern and/ or Mediterranean descent. The Malden Man is very cosmopolitan, well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a Ph.D. from MIT or an MBA from Northeastern University. He is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. If he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than Mick Jagger ca. 1968 and Brad Pitt combined.
by Eletra Ariadne November 20, 2010