Malcness

1.)The unexplained way a person named Malcolm or any name starting with "Malc" is liked. 2.)The swag of a person with a name starting with "Malc"

That kid Malcolm oozes malcness.....

by NOBDY00 November 16, 2009

Malc

Malc - an abbreviation for the name Malcom. Commonly used in England.

“Hey Malc. Come out and play footy. “

by hotpocketabuser420 August 23, 2019

malcs

Would like to think he is the king of IRC.
infact, he is nothing more than one of our peons now that we have taken over his country and sold his children into slavery

malcs- get back to work!

by King-Tom June 1, 2004

Malcs

A scummy, ginger chav who is 12.

Malcs == teh ginge

by Malcs June 10, 2004

Malc

A retard. Contraction of mal-coordinated

Haha if you turn the sound off, the Spoonman looks like a proper malc!

by keats was the original emo June 25, 2008

malc

a gimp

by bhb September 9, 2003

malc

a fuckwit computer nerd who listens to music such as avril lavigne, liam lynch, and ben folds five.

malcom mclennon is a fuckingfaggot

by bhb September 9, 2003