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Malcom is a man who is so good with women that he can't touch any without them dying of an intensive orgasm.

Commonly very good at having an erect penis, swooning women and hackeysack.
Is that Malcom? I hope he doesn't touch me or I'll die of a crazy awesome orgasm. I saw him playing hackey-sack and he's very good at it.
by WackaWacka September 17, 2013