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used in England for shorter version of Football, which americans call Soccer
You goin down the park for a game of Footy?
You watching the footy tongiht?
by Jarocho Condessa March 11, 2004
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Footage. From Freebord (skate/snowboard) culture. Video of an individual riding, doing tricks, etc. Typically hosted on a website.
You broke your bord practicing a backflip? Dude, where's your footy?
by SoFaux July 07, 2005
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slang word used by most Aussies describing AFL (Australian Football League).
I’m going to watch the footy.
by bread infection December 05, 2009
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To get a guy off by using only your foot.
I got a footy last night under the table at Chili's!
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I got a footy in the back seat of the car.
by TNuttyP June 01, 2011
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The act of sending a person from one bureau to another, claiming it's in the other bureau domain.
Those bureaucrats do the footy with a person till he goes bananas, but when you owe them, they go straight to the point.
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A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.
Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*
by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009
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