Major O 

The band Major O (also known as Major Orgasms to fans) is a California rock quartet who play pop punk and punk rock music. The band originally formed in Mid 2005 by Hugo Huezo (Vocalist and Guitarist) and William Ochoa (Bassist and Vocalist) in Los Angeles, California. Originally the band's official name was "Major Orgasms", however the guys soon realized it was hard to get shows with the word, "Orgasms" in their name because no one took them seriously, so "Orgasms" was substituted with "O" and life went on. From Mid 2003 till early 2005 the band had struggled finding a serious drummer. They had already gone through two drummers, and were doubting finding one when they found Sam Kerr (drummer) on Myspace. "Hes nothing but a white eating salad dude who is as serious as it can get." -Hugo Huezo. All together they practiced for the very first time as a band in May 21, 2005. Major O played many shows as a trio, when in December 2006, William Ochoa left the band to pursue other things. Soon after, William's departure, Oscar Diaz (Hugo's long time friend) joined the band as a bassist and vocalist. In July 2007 Wilber Oliva (Bassist and Vocalist) joined the band, this led Oscar Diaz to a second Guitarist forming the quartet you know today as Major O. The guys from Major O continue getting shows when possible. They will eventually get somewhere in life due to their dedication and hard work, so be prepared. -Mellissa Comparan.

"Hey, did you hear Major O's song Letting Go?"

"Yeah and that shit was tight!"

Major O by Kitteh KaBOOM December 12, 2007

major oof 

An injury that causes a lot of pain, like getting hit by a car going 25 mph

John: Look at this video of a guy falling off a roof!
Matt: That's a major oof

major oof by TrueHarambe August 1, 2017

Major Operator 

A person who uses intelligence and charm to manipulate people and situations to his/her own advantage. Such a person is more dangerous than the typical selfish jerk because he creates a magnetic and appealing aura.

Be careful when you go in to that interview with Nixon; never forget that you're dealing with a major operator in there.

Major Operator by TheSenator June 21, 2009

Major ocky 

1. adj. Describing a person, place, thing, or idea that is extremely weird, uncool, fake, or out of the norm.

2. adj. Describing an object that is obviously counterfeit or fake.

Origin
Ocky is slang, commonly used in Philly, that is usually used in a derogatory way to describe a person or or an item that is weird or fake. Adding major to the front of ocky emphasizes the extreme conditions of counterfeit-ness or weird-ness.

1. Sydney: “That guy over there asked me for toe pics. He’s major ocky.”

2. Sydney: “Did you see those fake J’s? Them shits are major ocky.”

Major ocky by scoopdunk July 22, 2019

mAjOR oOF 

A true oof is always a major oof.

YO dude, major oof

mAjOR oOF by floopydoop123 December 6, 2018

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013

major turn on 

Something one finds really attractive.

A guy who can dance is a major turn on

major turn on by OnlineWorld April 24, 2016