Major Lolz, one of the commanding officers of the chatspeak brigade answers only to Lt. General Lmao and General Rofl. He is one of the more deadly forces to be reckoned with, as his training is general enough to command a respectful amount of knowledge and proper usage of the lolz.
Major Lolz led his battalion of outlawls into battle expecting a complete victory.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'