Major Lolz, one of the commanding officers of the chatspeak brigade answers only to Lt. General Lmao and General Rofl. He is one of the more deadly forces to be reckoned with, as his training is general enough to command a respectful amount of knowledge and proper usage of the lolz.
Major Lolz led his battalion of outlawls into battle expecting a complete victory.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.