Maduro

The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828

"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"

" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"

by Kickin'ass24 April 29, 2018

Nicolas Maduro

The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole

by Flaquitarica January 31, 2019

Maduro Diet

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.

if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet

by Anonnnnc March 18, 2017

Marco Maduro

A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.

Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.

by John the rapper December 23, 2021

Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.

"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"

by CWVA August 9, 2012