Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.

Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.

Mandaids by Tagz September 5, 2010

madailein 

If you ever meet a Madailein, you are luck af. Madailein is the most gorgeous, and bubbliest girl ever. She usually has dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes. She is creative and imaginative. And if you ever have the chance to date her or be her friend, you had better thank God. Because she is the girl of your dreams. She is a good person, if you are her close friend, you won't regret it. She lets you vent on her, and you have to let her vent on you as well. She is caring and she will always stand by you. And she can be insecure, but don't give up on her. If you are there for her, she is there for you.

"Wow you know Madailein?!"
"Yeah, she's so pretty, I love her!"
"Aww I'm jealous, can I meet her?"

madailein by Shakespeare writer December 16, 2018

madai 

Madai is beautiful name to give a beautiful women she only one a kind friend you can rely on and will be by your side no matter what every one want a piece of her because she is the best thing

Madai is so tall and so gorgeous.

madai by andrrea29 April 10, 2016

Maasai jumping-jack 

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.

After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."

Maasai jumping-jack by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012

mandaid 

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.

Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.

mandaid by 314 February 28, 2008

mandaid 

The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.

Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.

mandaid by UberWolfe February 20, 2007

Mazdaing 

Offroad usage of compact cars.
i.e. jumping banks, hitting people, trail riding, rallying.

"Dude, we went mazdaing last night and hit three snowbanks!"

Mazdaing by larrandon September 4, 2009