Literally the best black guy in the world, not only is he cute and/or handsome Onyx has the biggest dick amongst all his friends and he attracts all the babes. (Y’all probably can’t relate) He’s one of the kindest individuals you’d ever meet but will 100% of the time call you out if you’re being stupid. Dont take an Onyx for granted, you don’t find people like them everyday
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).