<faye> hey thx
<mike> mp
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an abreviation of 'mas puto' often used to refer to someone when they do something really gay
macho man: lets go work out bro
macho man 2: yeah i havent hit the gym in a couple of days
macho man: yeah we can get test out the new equipment that just came in and watch the other guys as they bend over for us
macho man 2: nevermind bro, don't want to go, that was really mp
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MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.
penis spunk death hipster fag MP
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Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.

Can't spell wimp without MP.

Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
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"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.
Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".
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Micro penis; joking appellation to refer to or call on a male who has a micro-penis.
You're such an mp Kevin.

Tristan, you're the one and only mp in here.

Haha Miguel, you flopped; you're such an mp.

Hello mp.
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Joe has a mp (micro penis)
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