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Motherfuckin' Try
Red cup, blue cup - splish, splash! Runnin' the table! MFT!
by RMFTR July 24, 2011
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Yo, that touchdown was so MFT! or We lookin MFT right now!
by GA Goonsquad (JK,EP) January 23, 2011
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Master File Table (MFT)

An NTFS system file on NTFS-formatted volumes that contains information about each file and folder on the volume. The MFT is the first file on an NTFS volume.
by Flamin Homer April 25, 2003
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MFT( monogamous fun time ) - No holidays, family funcitons, double dates, or work parties are expected in the arrangement. The goal is for both parties to enjoy in the sins of the flesh with each other alone which allows a balance of emotions in everyday life with individuals who are between certain stages in life.
Jack and Jill were at the same stage in life where they focus on individual objectives while not having a future idealistic relationship. The best option for Jack and Jill was the MFT.

Jack and Jill had a MFT going on that was awesome, lots of sex!
by SAB the bitch August 28, 2011
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Ty:so you wit her now?
Rees: she moved out because, she thought i cheated on her.

Ty: so MFT. thats what hoes will say and do.
by agentberd April 15, 2015
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