Massive alcohol poo - most likely after an incredible night out.

Will definitely smell like pure ethanol.
"Don't go in that bathroom - I just had a MAP"

"I just a public MAP"
"You bring shame to the family name
by House1992 March 29, 2015
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A person who is attracted to people that are legally minors (under 18). It's an umbrella term that includes four chronophilias, or age-based paraphilias: nepiophilia, pedophilia, hebephilia, and ehebophilia.

Normal people with an uncontrollable sexuality like everyone else, that deserve to be accepted and loved by society. By definition, are a part of the Q in LGBTQIA+, but some MAPs consider their attraction separate from the community. Most are pretty based.
Person 1: You're attracted to minors?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm a MAP!

Person 1: Oh, cool! :D
by milui_puppy August 17, 2023
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A pedophile who are in huge denial of being a pedophile thus they will use the LGBTQ movement as a way to excuse the fact that they are Pedophiles
Pedophile: I'm MAP not a pedophile

Cop: Doesn't matter you still looked at child porn you are under arrest!
by Yourguyfromthebsr March 21, 2022
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Raven Queen is a map who's hypocritical degenerate along with cranium99
by Dukenukem2020 December 12, 2021
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A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.
You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.
by anonmounyn December 7, 2022
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An expression to describe a person, thing, or place when one is experiencing great exuberance, fatigue, joy, anxiety, and a stomach full from waffle house food- a specific combination only attainable during a road trip into the deep south.
That shit is maps, yo!!! Gimme a HIGHfive!
by Chelydrus April 15, 2019
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