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To ferociously masturbate a female until orgasm is reached, approximately 20 seconds.
involves the middle finger and the ring finger, using the muscles in the forearm to move up and down at an alarming rate.
'b*tch, i 'm-catted' her last week, gushed everywhere!'
'my arm hurts' 'why?' 'm-cat last night on the wife' 'oooh the m-cat ;)'
M-Cat by deano2440 May 17, 2013
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Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat 

And I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

I'm not a cat 

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
I'm not a cat by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.
Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail 

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.
Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

I'm going to Walk the cat 

To have sexual intercourse with a female.
"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)

and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"

and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."

I'm going to walk the cat.

Getting a female to have intercourse with you.
James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)