Luxury wank 

Wanking with a condom on. i.e. no tissues needed.

"I had a luxury wank after school today, it was fucking hot"

Luxury wank by Indy_KB August 30, 2006

Luxury Wanking Device 

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.

1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?

Luxury Wanking Device by gash rash July 5, 2011