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A game with similar to Bloody Knuckles in that fact that people take turns inflicting pain on one another. In lumberjack, one person slaps the back of another person's hand. Then the other person slaps the first person's back of the hand. This continues until one person calls for "mercy" or whatever the end word is, or until a teacher or adult or respected authority tells you to knock it off. Some people cheat while playing Lumberjack and after they can't take it anymore, wind up for their turn, but instead of hitting their opponent's hand, they slap the opponent across the face and run like hell. In some places Lumberjack is known as Slaps. Also, sometimes people use thick and heavy pens or rulers instead of their hands.
Me and Pete play fifty rounds of Lumberjack everyday to see who is the stronger man. One day though, he took his turn by whipping out a thick diameter'd pen and whacking me with it before I could react. I pretended to take it in good humor. Then for my turn, I wound up and slapped him across the face and kicked him in the balls and ran like hell. The next day at our scheduled playing time (12:07 P.M.) we apologized for our wrongs and decided only to play on Tuesdays.
by I listen to Indie Music January 26, 2007
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1.
Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!
by Eddy April 08, 2007
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2.
The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.

In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.

Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.

"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
by Willie Shocquer May 08, 2005
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3.
The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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4.
A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".
"Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!"
by Someone you do not know May 27, 2006
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5.
Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!
by master stghm January 23, 2005
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6.
A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.
Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match.
by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005
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7.
A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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