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8.
It may seem good now, but down the road it will fuck you in the ass one day... hard.
"Wow! Gary just asked me out! He's the hottest guy in the grade! I must be the luckiest girl on Earth..."
The next day...
"Just my luck! Gary took me to his place, tied me up, and started pounding his 10" long dong."
by Nytesdawn April 15, 2013
 
1.
The absence of skill
That was all luck baby!
by Obley September 17, 2004
 
2.
something that I don't have.
Guy 1: Are you okay? You fell pretty hard. It looks like you broke yor spine and will never be able to walk again

Guy 2: Yeah, it's just my luck
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
 
3.
An indiscriminate phenomenon of chance or fate, which one comes to increasingly appreciate less with hard work.
Pretty much every time you get something you know you don't deserve
by nethcev! April 27, 2004
 
4.
when something for once in your life doesn't end up being fucked up or bad
Man, so glad I didn't get shot again today. Must be my lucky day.
by Whatever doc September 01, 2003
 
5.
Only getting wet when you should have drowned.
Like the handle on a piss pot, there but not in it.
by tootie January 11, 2005
 
6.
1. What a lot of Counter Strike nerds say when you kill them.

2. What sore losers say when they got their ass whipped by someone better than them.
1. CS Freak: lol what a luckzor, u got luckzorz buddy.
CS Player: Oh shut up you nerd
CS Freak: You got lotz of luckzors in your pantzorz.
CS Player: you can suxorz my nutzorz fagzorz.

2. You lucky freak, you beat me by 20 points. You're so lucky.
by Longjohn Silver May 08, 2004
 
7.
life itself
count yourself lucky every day your alive...
by Jester December 06, 2003