Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.

Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂

by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom January 13, 2016

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom January 15, 2016

Chain lube

Lube that will stay on regardless of how many hoe's you stick your dick in.

" Get me my chain lube so that I can ream all of yous!!!"

by Cyclerider March 26, 2010

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.

"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."

by spookfish May 9, 2021

jet lube

The lube that is used for excessively shoving your cock in a girls hole.

My cock did not fit until I used some jet lube.

by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015