Lovinitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!

... the doctor on web md said i have lovinitis.

Lovinitis by AFarmer October 6, 2011

Lovinjitis 

An illness; you have fallen hard for someone, and cant stand to be without them you want to be with them for ever!

Malik isn’t eating and sleeping properly what is his problem? I think he’s got lovinjitis.

Lovinjitis by themotorious November 6, 2019

Lopenitis 

Lop•e•ni•tis |Lowpəˈnītis|
(n.)noun
When a Marine complains about a small injury, and is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and be a MAN, he is suffering from Lopenitis. Symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "Ahhh it's my T-11."

• Common cures for " Lopenitis " are as follow: a slap to the face, a verbal beat down, or a MOB Mollywhop until that Marine Recovers.

Lopenitis by .v. January 11, 2011

Lazinitis 

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!

Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.

Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009

Loveitis 

A medical condition affecting the heart (not the one that pumps blood, the other one). The inflammatory reaction results in swelling, redness, warmth, and pleasure. There is no cure for it.

I need you, I want you, I miss you, I LOVE YOU... like crazy! I'm suffering from loveitis.

-Edward-O & Mella

Loveitis by Dr. Edward-O, MD October 29, 2012

Lovinity 

Combination of Love and infinity, infinate Love, no end, love forever.

My Lovinity for you will never waver.

God's Lovinity for mankind is unmatched.

Lovinity by Overweight Lover PV July 13, 2010

LovinItAll 

Pseudonym for famous ghostwriter, R.L. Roberts. Writes mysteries, autobiographies, et al.

"I finally met LovinItAll last night, though he denied ghost writing the book 'title'".

LovinItAll by Ima Getchew May 22, 2011