by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004
God is a real angel, he is the King of everything, and you can't stop him from doing good, he never sins ever, and never has, he gives us Christians eternal life. He has billions of armies made from angels, his kingdom is more smaller than just a speck of dust, but its holding more angels than you can count. He is a King of light. He is unstoppable. Even though us Christians might sin, its not like everyone is perfect, God knows some people say that "Christians do sin when they go to church" and mean junk like that, but no one is perfect, no one seems to understand that. But God always Forgives, no matter what happens, God does get angry. But not Evil.
"And Moses said to the people, ‘Do not be afraid. Stand still, and see the salvation of the LORD, which He will accomplish for you today. For the Egyptians whom you see today, you shall see again no more forever. The LORD will fight for you, and you shall hold your peace."-Exodus 14:13-14
by nyancat223 March 23, 2017
Lord Of Ring Damage. Term attributable to losing money while managing a trading portfolio, usually associated with fixed price commodities. Analogous to taking it up the butt, a painful experience that can lead to rectal dysfunction or anal damage.
Losing money on a stock portfolio, being dealt a poor hand of cards, a bad punt, a lost bet. Associated with any activity that loses money.
by Craig Smyth July 16, 2004
by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005
Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.
1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.
2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls
3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.
4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.
5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.
I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls
3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.
4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.
5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.
I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
by FallenOne January 29, 2004
A man of noble rank in a monarchy. Historically, lords governed land for the king under the feudal system, and thus served to provide for the people. Now, the title is just ceremonial, a figurehead.
All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.
The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.
All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.
The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.
In other European languages, the equivalent to "lord" is used as the form of address for men; Dominus, Signore, Señor, Monsieur, Herr, etc.
by Lorelili May 4, 2007
To be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being "owned," but implying an even greater degree of humilation.
Fat Frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!
You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!
You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!
by Sinc-Dog December 8, 2006