hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
by anon March 27, 2005
Ham- all that needs to be said
Ham is the loafest of the loafs
by not a loaf February 12, 2010
Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.
I keep a loaf in my pocket
by Gfm Ev October 25, 2008
A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.
Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.
by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004
1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn
1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
by FuckYeahMontana July 05, 2010
A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.
The cops took away that guy and his loaf.
by Big Guns McGee September 14, 2009
an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009
to push off, stall on something needed to do or someone you want to talk to.
you loafing on that english paper; you loafing on the girl.
by brianna charlton February 27, 2008

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