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A beautiful man with a heart of gold and a penus of steel he will smash you harder then anyone else hell have you screaming mercy in bed
linke smashed me last night
linke mad my butt bleed last night
Linke by ponelope smith February 6, 2019
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A strange act in which a man somehow gets a dog to get a red rocket using only his mouth and continues to finish the poor dog off.
Drunk Redneck:" damn you lookin fine today sparky, i think you diserve a linke.
Linke by BurnItAll June 10, 2008
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drop a like 

A phrase used by generic, annoying youtubers at the start of every video to try and appear more popular and hence earn more money, usually affixed with “and hit that subscribe button”
“I’m gonna spend the first 5 minutes of this 10 minute video talking about how you all need to drop a like and hit that subscribe button, before I actually show you what you clicked on the video to see... because I’m as annoying as fuck”
drop a like by Mrmacho June 16, 2018

like letter 

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.
i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.
like letter by puzzlin April 15, 2020

droppin' it like it's hot 

a vigorous booty~shaking dance; like twerking but without the booty stuck way out
Juanita sure be droppin' it like it's hot! She's the one who taught me that dance move!

be like water 

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.
“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....
be like water by GS71 May 16, 2015

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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