penus 

donald duck has a tiny penus.

you: your penus is small donald duck
donald duck: stfu u fonking botch.

penus by french fry dick September 16, 2019

penus 

A mispelling of 'penis'.

"lol shut up u big penus"

penus by Anonymous December 22, 2004

Penus 

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.

" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "

Penus by Bad Neighbor August 4, 2008

penus 

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.

1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!

penus by spleen October 27, 2004

Penus 

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

Penus by pipivagina September 6, 2009

penus 

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

penus by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

Penus 

Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.

Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

Penus by Woahboyy November 3, 2007