The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
by DommyDomDom June 21, 2006
Lineke is a girl that will bring neverending joy and happiness to you life if you learn to appreciate her and treat her like you that. She owns a shining personality, that everyone loves to be around but she will only open fully to her loved ones and if you beloong to those you will never want to be without her again. She deserves the whole world and much more, because she will always cheer you up, make you feel like you are important and even if you let her down, she will still love you like you are. So if you get to know Lineke, take my advice and never let her down, never push her away from you, because you won‘t find a better girl than her, I promise.
by Linus the Busdriver November 22, 2021
Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.
Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.
by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 29, 2019
English football player who earned eighty caps playing for the England national football team and scored 330 goals in his career as a professional footballer. Advertised Walker's crisps after retiring from
professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.
professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.
Gary Lineker used to play professional football for Leicester, Everton and England before going on to work for the BBC as a sports presenter. He also criticised government policy on immigration, which was widely seen as being inhumane and unworkable.
by Minderbinder March 12, 2023