| 1. | jungle folk hero | ||
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Jungle folk heros are usually found in south america in the tropical and "jungle" regions, Usually wearing a tight purple outfit, riding a horse, and followed by a wolf. They fight evil and defend the three sacred skulls, using semi-automatic weapons forged in their jungle forges. Only one has been seen by modern day man. This event is seen in the movie "The Phantom." By God! He's a jungle folk Hero!
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| 2. | catjaw | ||
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The greatest folk hero to ever live. Catjaw was born with a cat instead of a lower jaw. Poor catjaw. Despite this, he is a folk hero and an inspiration to us all. I love you catjaw. Catjaw is a great folk hero.
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| 3. | penis hero | ||
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"You know that dude Roger, man he came back from Thailand a real penis hero."
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| 4. | Spunky Brewster | ||
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1) A native-american folk hero, most notably recognized for his roles in the american pie series as the character "Peter Gibbs" the foul mouth janitor. 2) A derogatory term for a handicapped puppy dog. Matt: Did you see Spunky Brewster yesteryear, in that hit film American Pie?
Dan: Yeah, I did, i found his portrayal of the custodian profession to be rather vulgar. |
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| 5. | Slater Slide | ||
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The act of quitting one's job in flamboyant fashion, so named after Steven Slater, the JetBlue Flight Attendant who dealt with one unruly passenger too many. He cussed out the passenger on the PA, said bye-bye to a 20 year career as a flight attendant, grabbed some beer from the galley, popped the escape slide, jumped out on the tarmac, walked to his car and drove home, thus becoming an instant folk hero. Man, I'm so fed up with this place, I'm gonna pull a Slater Slide. Fuck 'em all!
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| 6. | sly peter | ||
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1) A wily Bulgarian folk hero, known for outsmarting his Ottoman rival Nasreddin Hoca, and the corrupt Bulgarian upper class. First appeared in 16th-17th century sources 2) A sex act illegal in many countries, which, when done successfully, is performed without any knowledge of the other person involved. Popularized in Bulgaria 1) Sly Peter is like the Robin Hood of Bulgaria
2) I'm totally going to sly peter that chick tonight. She's not even gonna know. |
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| 7. | Ballsy McBallsington | ||
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The folk hero of ledgend who, in any given situation, takes the route of action that requires the most balls. Usually referred to in romantic situations in which one guy is trying to convince another to "take the ballsy road" so as to help him win over a girl and/or avoid being a total pussy. Dude A: I can't do that man, It's too risky...
Dude B: Come on man! What would Ballsy McBallsington do!? |
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