4 definitions by Josemourinho'sunderpants

Paul McCartney

The REAL Paul McCartney was a beautiful, talented singer,songwriter,bass player pre 66...then along came billy shears to replace him from Sgt pepper album . john Lennon loved the REAL Paul McCartney not the arrogant git that pretends to be Paul McCartney today.

Pre 1966 Paul McCartney was a dream boat whom john Lennon adored....

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 29, 2019

Spursy

To lose at the last minute a game that they could have won. Misses lots of chances

Spurs done a Spursy today and lost at the last minute to Liverpool, the mighty reds...

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 31, 2019

Matt

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.

Well, I wish matt knew me personally, he is such a dreamboat

by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 29, 2019