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buttery lindgren 

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

Gerry Lindgren 

Quite possibly the best runner there ever was. He grew up in Spokane, Washington, and had an alcaholic father. He was really wimpy, and when he started high school, he was the biggest wimp there, and was made fun of. He decided to run cross country because he wasn't good at any other sport. He ended up setting world records for running later in his life, and was still cool about it. The role model for any runner. He is also another reason {cross country runners rock, and also shows that it is the best sport.
Guy A: Wow, Gerry Lindgren rocks!
Guy B: True, true.
Gerry Lindgren by XC Ninja November 5, 2005

Astrid Lindgren 

Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish childrens-book-author who wrote for example: Karlsson on the Roof, Lionheart Brothers, The kidz in Bullerbyn, Pippi Longstocking, Madicken and maney more.

Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).

Astrid Lindgren is dead

Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal

Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.
Example:

Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?

Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.

Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.
Astrid Lindgren by Najhilist July 26, 2010

Dolph Lundgren

afternote: Dolph Lundgren is in fact not in Big Trouble in Little China Town, that was Kurt Russel. the movie i was thinking of was Showdown in Little Tokyo.
hey Kurt Russel, guess what? Dolph Lundgren is better than you.
Dolph Lundgren by Randal, December 9, 2008

Dolph Lundgren

Eons ago, in a time before man, before dinosaurs, before god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the dawn of time Dolph has walked umong humans and protected us from great evils. when giant 16 limbed aliens invaded earth in 542 B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. To this day he remains the only man to have ever punched out a dinosaur. while Dolph is clearly not affected by age, it is rumoured that he is also impervious all known toxins and weapons, close combat, projectile and energy based alike. not even the vile, destructive nature of women can destroy Dolph. contrary to popular belief, Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a sound, he'd sound like Metal. in his spare time, while not protecting the earth Dolph likes to make awesome movies. i highly recommend Big Trouble in Little China Town and Universal Soldier.
Bow before the feet of mighty Dolph Lundgren, though he wouldn't ask you to cause he's really a pretty nice guy. smart too, I.Q. of approx. 170 and multi-lingual. nonetheless, BOW!
Dolph Lundgren by Randal Leadbelcher September 16, 2007

Lundgren 

A word used to called someone a child predator.
Yo Joey is such a lundgren
Lundgren by BigBoyCarlos May 13, 2018