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Punch up like a hen 

When you are able to beat something/someone that is much higher level than your abilities should allow.
Dude, I totally beat that boss, I was having to punch up like a hen to do it however!"
Punch up like a hen by GarbyRator August 29, 2023

Punch it like Bob 

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
Punch it like Bob by FallenV August 29, 2025

She's got a clit like a punchbag 

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag
I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey 

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

punches on like a bloke 

Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).
"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"

LifePunch 

A large discussion forum and gaming community that emerged after Garry (the creator of the sandbox videogame Garry's Mod) decided, on a whim, to delete a large section of his forum, FacePunch that housed a few hundred(s) active members.

It was started by Mister Tickles in an attempt to reunite the community from the deleted FacePunch forums. The attempt was successful and LifePunch has grown to house many members that post in numerous different categories containing but not limited to Gay Pride, Furry, Gaming, Arts, Hardware & Software, etc.
You go on FacePunch? Dude, all the cool kids are on LifePunch now.
LifePunch by Jonas145 July 13, 2011