Level Jumper 

Someone who assumes they're your best friend after only meeting you a few times.

Chris is such a Level Jumper because he asked to borrow some money for some goose from Rahul after only meeting him once.

Level Jumper by PBizzel July 23, 2008

Level Jumper 

1. Any person that you just meet who attempts to befriend you immediately or to infiltrate an already established group of friends by trying desparately to fit in.

A common tactic of this individual is to over-self disclose about extremely personal things in order to "gain your trust" immediately.

Also known as "instafriend-just add beer."

"That guy Jason that Mo invited last night was such a level jumper; he told us me his dad died last week and then asked for my phone number in case he 'needed someone to talk to.'"

Level Jumper by Hank Renfrow August 9, 2006

jumped two levels and died 

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.

A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.

jumped two levels and died by Entroper October 23, 2009