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33.
a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.
put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together
by ubernostrum June 15, 2004
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8.
Giving/getting head.or dome.But only the best kind.like the freshest lettuce from the ground.
lettuce is commonly reffered to as a head of lettuce.therefore getting dome could be said as "yo that bitch gave me some sweet lettuce last night"
by Totaldewd November 30, 2010
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9.
A ghetto synonym for hair.
"Omg Some one shredded her lettuce."

This equates to omg some one cut her hair, and it looks really bad.
by Spiffnic May 16, 2009
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10.
Never give up.
tumblr lettuce
by alittlemoment February 20, 2013
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11.
Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc
I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.
by Potus February 17, 2014
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12.
The green stuff you throw at a Jessica.
Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.
by LettuceGal June 18, 2014
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13.
A popular lacrosse term to describe someones hair.
Hey Tom, sweet lettuce.
by Craig Jarvis March 24, 2011
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14.
a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points
Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"
by AlbinoMuffCabbage November 29, 2010
4 5