Old men having sex with each other or old men having an orgie/orgy.
"Wow that lemon last night was awesome," says the old man.
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1 a fruit
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover
-pass the lemon, I need to zest it.

-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.

-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....

-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =]
by I am Jack's lack of surprise January 12, 2009

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1) A species of citrus plant that, depending on variety, produces orange, yellow, or green fruits with a bitter-tasting skin and a pulp which ranges from mildly sweet to very sour. Lemon trees are grown in tropical, subtropical, desert, and some temparate regions.

2) An erotic or adult fan-story about an anime or videogame character which was written by some sick pervert for the purpose of providing wank material for the Wapanese and the fanboy otaku who frequently attend cosplay conventions.
1) Lemon beverages are a popular drink during the summer.

2) The fanboy had a staggering collection of lemons on his shelf, next to the crate of hand lotion and 12-pack of toilet paper.
by anime sucks September 16, 2003

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Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.
I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.
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1. The everyday citrus that is the sourest of all citrus fruit. Sour enough to make your jaw feel like it fell off.
2. It's a type of fanfiction that involves an explicitly vulgar amount of sex. Once you explore a lemon you are officially a fangirl weeaboo that'll mastrubate to fictional characters.
1.
Person 1: Dude, that was one sour lemon!
Person 2: Try it with peppermint.
2.
Person 1: That was one hell of a Hetalia lemon.
Person 2: You mastrubating weeaboo!
by tigrisRitual October 25, 2015

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A man who looks like the hulk and loves the taste of chocolate milk. A large man who will smash your face and leave you with only one shoe.
An American man. Warning approach with extreme caution; white Russians and red wine recommended for close encounters.
Lemon exp. A lemon a man who is nice to be around but carries a bit of a bite
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A lesbian...
Person 1: Oh damn she was hot!
Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon..
Person 1: No way..
Person 2: Yeah way!!
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the worlds sexyest fruit
John: Daymn that lemons got the booty
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