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a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.
(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'
by cutestop May 12, 2008
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Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.
Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"
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Lemon

A Loser, A Lame, Someone who generally can't get right.

This person generally suffers from intellectual short comings.

A real corny mother fucker with a small jock and halitosis.
That guy is huge Lemon.
by LemonadeRain January 11, 2014
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A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.
Some idiot fangirl has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.
by Gazuga April 03, 2004
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Lets Throw Lemons At People!!
by A*Girl July 05, 2006
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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 May 11, 2011
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A car you have convinced yourself is good because you need it and can't afford a new one, but everyone else can see it's really a POS. And instead of being honest with yourself that your car isn't worth keeping you continue to drive it, sometimes down the road, but mostly left on the side of the road. If only you would see that in the long run you would save money by buying a different one.
Your car is a lemon, it's like a black hole, sucking all your non existent money and time away from you.
by DaydreamZzZz1107 March 30, 2015
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