Old men having sex with each other or old men having an orgie/orgy.
"Wow that lemon last night was awesome," says the old man.
by Samanthaaaaaaaaa October 14, 2006
Something like a camel toe, but smooth
"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."
by antagonym May 09, 2015
A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.
Some idiot fangirl has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.
by Gazuga April 03, 2004
A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 May 11, 2011
Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.
Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"
by CaptainND February 17, 2014

A Loser, A Lame, Someone who generally can't get right.

This person generally suffers from intellectual short comings.

A real corny mother fucker with a small jock and halitosis.
That guy is huge Lemon.
by LemonadeRain January 11, 2014
The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.
1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.
by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013
It's like saying someone is sour, or like, upset.

Often used in Melbournian circles and other cool groups of people.
Don't talk to that guy, he's pretty lemon.
by Toshibajjjjjjjjjjjj April 28, 2011

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