A type of rape that is considered to be unlawful in a court of law. Not all "rapes" are unlawful, for instance between spouses, between adults who consented at the time of the sexual activity in question and later recanted, or between consenting adults who were mutually engaged in role-playing.
"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” -- Rep. Todd Akin
by Lovenhate August 23, 2012
by Mister Duck April 12, 2010
A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
by Big Viking in the 805 February 11, 2022
1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)
2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.
2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.
guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"
guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"
guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"
by Darkmonkey88 July 20, 2010
When you're too much of a wimp to condemn a coup attempt because those rich MAGAt rioters also vote for you.
90%+ of republican politicians: “Those Washington DC and Michigan state rioters?! Pfff… thats just legitimate political discourse!”
by NorCalLefty February 11, 2022
Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.
Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..
Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...
Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...
Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...
Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...
by KtotheQ May 23, 2010
by Xenocrates March 18, 2011