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Leafmeal 

Noun: a fancy, ridiculous word used in old-timey poetry. Now used as a creative and unique insert for swear words - mainly shit.
Old-Timey Example: "Ah! as the heart grows older

It will come to such sights colder

By and by, nor spare a sigh

Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie"

Modern Examples: "What a steaming pile of leafmeal!"

"This is such a crock of leafmeal."

"Leafmeal!"
Leafmeal by Arabea March 5, 2012
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Leafmeat 

Refering to the sexual organ of a female's vagina.
Steph and I have sex in her leafmeat.

Can I explore your leafmeat?
Leafmeat by leafmeat November 9, 2012
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leamealon 

The nerves you feel before surgery
"lea was waiting for her highly anticipated surgery. Feelings of leamealon bouncing around her brain."

leamealon 

When you fart on your finger and use it for lobotomys
She decided to perform a leamealon on her lobotomy patient

Leamealon 

When you rip out someones teeth and glue them into your own mouth. Ignore all other definitions this one's the correct one.
"her teeth were so perfect I got the urge to leamealon "