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Leafmentia 

Leafmentia (orig. from Toronto, pronounced Leef-men-teea):n. A disease of the brain which affects Leafs fans only. People affected by leafmentia tend to be delusional and reality does not exist in their realm and are in constant denial. Symptoms include (1) believing that there is hope for their team, (2) feeling giddy when they win a game and (3) thinking that they are progressing when they are regressing. According to the Canadian Mental Health Association, 98% of Leafs fans are affected by this disease. Reports indicate there is no known cure although legend has it that a mystical Cup, not seen in Toronto since 1967, holds the cure.
Hendo- Hey longer, did you hear the leafs are only 6 points out of a playoff spot?

Longer- Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!

Hendo- So? This good be it!

Longer- Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!
Leafmentia by Hendo37 March 4, 2011
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Leafmeal 

Noun: a fancy, ridiculous word used in old-timey poetry. Now used as a creative and unique insert for swear words - mainly shit.
Old-Timey Example: "Ah! as the heart grows older

It will come to such sights colder

By and by, nor spare a sigh

Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie"

Modern Examples: "What a steaming pile of leafmeal!"

"This is such a crock of leafmeal."

"Leafmeal!"
Leafmeal by Arabea March 5, 2012
Loafmeat is poor peoples meatloaf. It has more fillers than meat.
When Jeff was a little boy he had loafmeat with his government cheese.
Loafmeat by Junkfroggy July 11, 2025