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3 definitions by Arabea

 
1.
Noun: a fancy, ridiculous word used in old-timey poetry. Now used as a creative and unique insert for swear words - mainly shit.
Old-Timey Example: "Ah! as the heart grows older

It will come to such sights colder

By and by, nor spare a sigh

Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie"

Modern Examples: "What a steaming pile of leafmeal!"

"This is such a crock of leafmeal."

"Leafmeal!"
by Arabea February 02, 2012
 
2.
Racits is a very serious, easily contracted STD. It can be obtained through oral, anal, and vaginal sex, as well as through raping someone with your eyes. Symptoms include: a bright green rash on your elbow in a shade reminiscent of the Great Gazoo's pee, loss of armpit and pubic hair, stretching of the earlobes, swelling of the pancreas, diabetes, and cancer of the tailbone. If you think you have any of these symptoms, you should immediately go get tested at your local clinic, as it is potentially fatal.
Two guys are scoping out chicks.

Guy #1: "Holy shit! Look at the size of that girl's ass!"

Guy#2, whispering: "Dude - that's not cool. She has racits."
by Arabea May 02, 2009
 
3.
What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.
"Dude - are you crunchin?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Ew, man, that's gross!"
by Arabea July 10, 2008