Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.
by #roastbeeftakeout February 20, 2016
Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010
A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009
A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
by Pelsmagesey April 4, 2012
A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.
by Idkidksghoroeht January 18, 2020
A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 12, 2011
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009