The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.

Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.

Bien sûr les langues étrangères by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

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langnes

1.n. term defining a troll on a message board or forum. This troll specifically targets the admins and mods, thinking he is better qualified than they are

2. a poster or group member who has more words in his/her head than brains

3. someone who posts interminably long posts with all opinion based on one statement by another member....if a langnes is complimented, he/she will post eight long paragraphs explaining why the one line compliment was correct.

4. a mini-lawyer

5. a crack whore bitch

Man, that langnes post was so long I fell asleep reading after the first paragraph. He thinks he knows more than anyone how to fix the problem.

langnes by rjeindeer fjucker December 23, 2008

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