langnes 

1.n. term defining a troll on a message board or forum. This troll specifically targets the admins and mods, thinking he is better qualified than they are

2. a poster or group member who has more words in his/her head than brains

3. someone who posts interminably long posts with all opinion based on one statement by another member....if a langnes is complimented, he/she will post eight long paragraphs explaining why the one line compliment was correct.

4. a mini-lawyer

5. a crack whore bitch

Man, that langnes post was so long I fell asleep reading after the first paragraph. He thinks he knows more than anyone how to fix the problem.

langnes by rjeindeer fjucker December 23, 2008

Lananess

Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.

Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.

Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012

longness 

used to say that a task or journey is either boring, tedious, unnecessary, or not worth the effort involved. usually used as a result of laziness.

"hey, u wanna go to freds tonight?"

"& walk 3 miles in the dark? nah, sounds like longness to me..."

longness by fuckduggery October 11, 2011

Langner 

Someone who is ALWAYS late to any event.
Ex. Christmas Parties, Housewarming Parties, Meetings, etc.

Person1:"Oh wow Jordan pulled a Langner again."
Person2:"How late was he this time?"
Person1:"35 minutes."
Person2:"That must be a record! Its usually an hour..."

Langner by ChelseaDagger December 12, 2009

Bien sûr les langues étrangères 

The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.

Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.

Bien sûr les langues étrangères by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

langenstein 

cool like italian
(and poto)

that langenstein loves pizza

langenstein by jokeyyyyyyyy December 30, 2005

lagnese

A terrible eighth grade teacher who licks dick on the regular.

Person1: Yo Mr.Lagnese gave me a detention.
Person2: What bitch.

lagnese by J_Man3304 August 10, 2018