The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.
"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"
by mphstphls October 7, 2020
A beautiful bitch that deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He may be a weeb and kind of a dick at times but i genuinely care for him and if anything bad happens to him what/whoever caused that would have hell to pay. His voice is so fucking hot and he's so fucking talented. Even when im having really bad days, talking to him makes me feel better almost instantly.
by IdkBees? December 24, 2018
i. "Baby, get daddy a cup of that hot langdon"
ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"
ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"
by Dubious July 29, 2012
Langdon, a funny shy guy who cares about everyone more than himself. Can be a dick but realizes and attempt to fix his mistakes ,he always try’s to smile so people wont worry about him and he is a very talented guy. When he is in a healthy relationship he cares about the other person so much he would do anything to keep them, even if that includes him getting hurt . Langdon is overall a good guy and someone you should try and be friends with.
by idkiguess¿ May 31, 2019
by runnergirl20828 November 22, 2010
Langdon is an ancient Anglo-Saxon name meaning "one who inflicts pestilence, one who heals", and was given to a small woman with a tongue as sharp as a double edged-sword. It was believed she could inflict deadly pestilence on the enemy nations, while had the ability to cure disease. A Langdon was generally stubborn, pissy, and occasionally happy.
"stop acting like such a Langdon!"
"the black plague began with langdon"
"maybe langdon will take away your MRSA"
"the black plague began with langdon"
"maybe langdon will take away your MRSA"
by ypestisiscomingforyou February 13, 2010
A shrimpy ass mother fucker who hits on ur mom hard and express's that he wants to rail her with his tiny shrimp dick full of lucky charm cereal milk with crayons on top
by BigDickedMommy January 14, 2023