A person with a severe brand loyalty to apple (mac) products, to the point it is almost sickening. Most of the time, a quite hairy person, maybe even clogs his shower drain. Coincidently , usually has the first name "Jon".
That fucking lange over there is trying to convert PC users to macs, but they keep peacing out on him.
by DB762 November 8, 2006
Verb. to severely fuck up
Noun. a faggot or one that likes dick or an annoying or shitty situation that is not fun
Adj. Not fun or gay
Noun. a faggot or one that likes dick or an annoying or shitty situation that is not fun
Adj. Not fun or gay
by pussyyyynucckka October 21, 2010
by Pricilla Hernandez1 April 2, 2009
by InternetLedengdddloijlkoioiisl January 29, 2009
A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature
Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!
by Baas B October 25, 2020
basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story
by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013