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Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
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Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me
Laurent by Harry ndjd September 5, 2018

Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!
Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!
Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020

Louis Laurent

A guy who typically plays basketball and isn't great at it. They might make it seem like they are but they really aren't. They like to play video games usually on the Xbox. Louis Laurent's are known to be dark and from:
Africa

Haiti
Dominican Republic

or

Spain
Guy 1: holy shit! Is that Louis Laurent?
Guy 2: no, because he actually made the 3 pointer...

Louis Laurent's mom: here sweetie I got you a PlayStation 4!

Louis: fuck you mom i wanted a damn Xbox!!!!

giada de laurentiis 

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.
Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis 

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
giada de laurentiis by god June 4, 2005
Laurent is a very lovable guy he will hook up with you and leave! Laurent usually have really big dicks as his french origins! They will friend you but never go out with you and you will get stuck in the friend zone! He will care about you but lies to try and make you better !
Careful Clair Laurent is gonna friend zone you !
Laurent by Coco1231 September 5, 2018