Me: "What would that be?"
Prep: "A brand new Dildo for me and my boyfriend to use! It even has a crocodile on it, they usually sell for like $80 because they are made by special kids in china."
Guy 2- Yeah, I think it was a Lacoste.
Note: It's tacky to pop the collar on a Lacoste. A polo, definitely, but not a Lacoste. It's simply putting emphasis on the fact that you paid 72 bucks for it.
Me: Ugh, the collar's popped.
Friend: Isn't that what you're supposed to - ?
Me: NO! IT'S TACKY, BITCH!
Contrary to popular belief, the Lacoste symbol is a crocodile, not an aligator, after Rene Lacoste's (old school tennis player) nickname, "The Croc"