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LMCN by jizz-and-buz August 5, 2007
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lmcnbo
an acronym for laugh my cock and balls off.
lmcnbo originates within the deepest rings of the outer realm. kang xai'qui the elden partook in the great cbt of 1267 b.n. where he was challenged by yung pi'uan for the throne. xai'qui accepted the challenge, laughing at the audacity of bi'uan's challenge. when the great cbt began, li'uan started strong, smashing his cock with the broadside of an axe. xai'qui, forever the master, attached jumper cables to his fat nutz, while garroting his massive fucking shaft. hi'uan followed up with a measly rock smash to the left balls, leaving xai'qui hysterical. to ensure victory, and to impress his peoples, xai'qui went for his best move yet. he drove a massive fucking fisher's price toy van over his own balls. in his recklessness, xai'qui's cock and balls were crushed and tore completely from his crotch. ji'uan became ruler, and the story of xai'qui went down in legend. thus, lmcnbo was birthed.
lmcnbo originates within the deepest rings of the outer realm. kang xai'qui the elden partook in the great cbt of 1267 b.n. where he was challenged by yung pi'uan for the throne. xai'qui accepted the challenge, laughing at the audacity of bi'uan's challenge. when the great cbt began, li'uan started strong, smashing his cock with the broadside of an axe. xai'qui, forever the master, attached jumper cables to his fat nutz, while garroting his massive fucking shaft. hi'uan followed up with a measly rock smash to the left balls, leaving xai'qui hysterical. to ensure victory, and to impress his peoples, xai'qui went for his best move yet. he drove a massive fucking fisher's price toy van over his own balls. in his recklessness, xai'qui's cock and balls were crushed and tore completely from his crotch. ji'uan became ruler, and the story of xai'qui went down in legend. thus, lmcnbo was birthed.
lmcnbo by pavement eater directors cut August 11, 2019
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
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When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026